Friday, May 6, 2011

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY AN IRISH GIRL

My Friend Dave sent me this little story...it seems he must have married an Irish woman....to know us so well. LOL


Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the

dishes and house cleaning.

It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a

clean house and dishes washed and put away.



The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to

do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.

The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it

was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes

were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.



The third man married a girl from Ireland . He ordered her to keep the

house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot

meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't

see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had

gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm

was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the

dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.



{;-D

8 comments:

Ellen Brickley said...

LOVE this, Hawk! Don't mess with an Irish girl!!

Houston A.W. Knight said...

Ellen,

Me Irish Friend I thought you'd love this! ;-) It's soooooo us! LOL


Big cyber hugs
Hawk

Sweet Vernal Zephyr said...

Yeaouch!

JJ Cocker said...

Sounds like a gal with spirit, to me. Thanks for sharing, Miss Hawk!

Kracken said...

That is hilarious! Ole boy shoulda known better!!

Blodeuedd said...

LOL! I did not see it coming and I loved it

Houston A.W. Knight said...

Sweet, Kracken, JJ and Blodeuedd,

I glad I could bring a smile to all your faces!

When I get back from my writer's retreat I'll reply to each of you!

Big hugs
Hawk

Oscar said...

Shucks, he recovered early. It took me a few days longer.